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Joke of the Day

"Imagine if Hannibal was a university professor I'd love to go to a Hannibal Lecture!"

"What do you call a graduated spider? A Web Designer"

"When dancing and multiple girls yell ""this is my song!"" they should have to fight to the death to see whose it really is."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ? Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !"

"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."

"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"

"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"

"So a skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop"

"Who was the most popular cast member on The Facts of Life? Prostitootie."

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"