199060
Joke of the Day
"What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing."
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"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"
"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."
"Why are Australians so well balanced? They have a chip on both shoulders."
"What's brown and smells funny? Clown Poo"
"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."
"*stares at phone* why cant i sleep *puts phone face-up on bed, the screen brigtness bathes my room in a light mor powerfubl than the sun* oh"