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Joke of the Day

"Called my wife a whore I called my wife a whore once during sex. She made me pay for that afterwards."

"Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!"

"What did the racist chef say to Lenny Kravitz? Get to the back of the oven..."

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp? Something that stinks and stings!"

"i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast. i just like the way it tastes, dude"

"A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair."

"He did it again! Cop: ""What's in the bottle?"" Me: ""It's water."" Cop: ""This is wine."" Me: ""What? That damn Jesus! He did it again!"""

"What's the difference between a strip club and a circus? A circus is full of cunning stunts."

"What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack"

"My computer has been running slow lately... I tried restoring the computer and still no luck. I finally decided to paint the computer black and it ran so much faster."