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Joke of the Day
"When the mosquito landed on my face, it was one of the easier decisions of the day for my wife."
Next Joke
"A lot of woman actually turn into good drivers So if you're a good driver watch out."
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "
"What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath? Throw your laundry in!"
"What did the Jew say at the Football game? Get the quarter back!"
"Biology: The science of writing awesome bios."
"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"
"Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is."
"I like the religions where they're like ""god left after he made earth."" that's exactly what I would do if i created this mess."
"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."