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Joke of the Day
"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"
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"Day 16,607: Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope"
"This holiday season, get your girl a Jared Diamond ...but get her Collapse--she's probably already read Guns, Germs, and Steel."
"Donald Trump's Executive Plan for the next 4 years. 1. Make America Great Again 2. ? 3. Profit"
"""Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital..."" ""Peter, you've reposted that joke for over 8 years now, please stop flooding the subreddit with that."""
"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."
"[Christopher Nolan on the set of Batman Begins] Great Batman voice, Christian! Terrific stuff! [aside] maybe Batman shouldn't talk"
"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
"I saw a poor old lady fall on the ice today Atleast I think she was poor. She only had $.75 in her wallet."