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Joke of the Day
"What is an angel's favorite font? Sans Seraph"
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"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"
"Just because a lot of guys want you doesn't mean you're wifey material. Just know, cheap items have many buyers. @MaleHonesty86"
"Thinking about opening up a sperm bank in New Jersey. Gonna call it: ""Get a load of this guy over here!""."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"I can't believe christmas is 364 days away... And people already have their decorations up."
"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
"I love my dog. He's a real son-of-a-bitch."
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
"[ugly sweater contest] *starts sweating* *takes home the gold*"