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Joke of the Day

"So I just made a new awesome mod! $4 to download and plus new content coming next week for $5 more!"

"What is the easiest way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer."

"Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed."

"What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut."

"Why do Mexicans have so many babies? Because they're too poor to afford condoms."

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You dress her up as a choirboy."

"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."

"A Jewish kid asks his dad for 50 bucks. His dad says, ""40 dollars? What do you want 30 dollars for?"""

"How do pirates measure rope? In yarr'ds."