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Joke of the Day

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem? Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V"

"What's the difference between a goat and a ram? I can't goat my dick in your ass."

"My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart."

"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"

"Joint Facebook accounts are the couples sitting on the same side of the booth of the internet."

"my phone keeps capitalizing my lols like i'm some kind of suburban mom with highlights and bedazzled jeans."

"Proof that road construction workers are lazy They're always just [milling](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavement_milling) about!"

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"

"Since It's summer here's a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey"