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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."

"Is your drama going to have an intermission soon? I need to pee."

"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"

"what's black and white and red all over a nun with a harpoon through her"

"What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta? Smacaroni"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"

"Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That shit hurt."

"What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller."

"What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!"

"Note to younger women: Remember, men are always after just one thing: your snacks. Do not leave the refrigerator unlocked."