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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5."

"I hate to brag, but several ladies just asked me if I wanted a date. On multiple street corners."

"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"

"Rules for a happy relationship 1. The wife is always right. 2. If the wife is wrong, see rule number 1. i know it's an old joke but it's my favorite"

"I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to"

"I went to the library and asked if they had the book about men with tiny penises. She said ""I don't think it's in yet"" I said ""Yes, that's the one"""

"Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics? Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States."

"The Hamburglar burgled HAM. If he stole burgers, he'd be called the Hamburgerburglar."

"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today... And that's just for the alcohol."

"LOL pills that say don't take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU suggest I take my medication then?"