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Joke of the Day

"How does a fencer earn their karma? Ripostes."

"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."

"""Imma let you spinach"" - Kanye ft. Popeye"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."

"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."

"*dog runs for president* *is asked race sensitive question ""The thing is, I don't see color"" *crowd goes wild*"

"eating dinner with a gun in both of my hands is challenging but i realized i can just shoot the food and catch the splatter in my mouth"

"My brain made a vote today Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder. EDIT: so many edits, is it alright now?"