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Joke of the Day

"LPT: Always make sure to post to the correct subreddit. It is an embarrassing mistake and most people will think you're an idiot."

"Cashier at McDonalds said ""See you later"" a little too smugly at breakfast. I did not appreciate her condescension and told her so at lunch."

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"I was going to exercise until I remembered the story about that healthy guy that died that one time."

"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."

"What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un."

"Why clickbait is so effective"

"I real reason I'm single I have a tiny penis."

"I told one of my coworkers who happens to be Mexican that he better hope Trump doesn't become president... Or else he'll be hiding out in his attic like Anne Frank."

"How to do math with sex. You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply!"