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Joke of the Day

"Why do tigers always beat cheetahs at hide-and-seek? They've never been spotted."

"Blind man walks into a bar... ...bartender asks if he likes his beer light or dark."

"I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one."

"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"

"Speed dating, but instead of talking, you just exchange phones for 3 minutes and try to glean as much information from them as you can."

"Oh, I see. ""Adam and Steve"" is gay, but ""Adam dates his own rib"" is perfectly acceptable."

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"

"Do you know why Morgan Freeman's name is Morgan Freeman? Because his first name is Morgan and his last name is Freeman"

"Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food."

"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."