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Joke of the Day

"Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood? Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail."

"Dad can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet I remember looking for it when I was a boy!"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."

"A News Reporter just described someone as ""Healthy as a Bus"". Yeah....I don't know either."

"Did you hear about the Ethiopian man that fell into an alligator pit? They say he ate 7 alligators before they could drag him out of there."

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"If they ever make an alcoholic drink that tastes like a burrito I'll be dead within 5 hours."

"Does England have a Fourth of July? They do, they just don't celebrate it."

"Someone draws a Swastika on Trump's Star on the Walk of Fame And you can't tell if it's from a Trump supporter or protester"

"Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into."