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Joke of the Day
"Why is masturbating in France like cooking an egg? Because in both cases you're cracking one oeuf"
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"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."
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"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"
"'I'm sure it's just water,' I mumble as I sit down on the gas station toilet."
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