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Joke of the Day
"What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"
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"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."
"I learned all I need to know about how to treat my coworkers by watching every Saw movie at least ten times."
"endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS"
"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"
"$100 dollar bill.... a guy leaves of a building and looks up and says that $100 bill is mine, that $100 dollar bill is mine, and dies crushed by a mattress."
"I just microwaved my TV dinner & it came out fully cooked on the first try, so I'm basically a chef at Applebee's now if anyone's hungry."
"My wife used to be a nun... But I got her out of the habit."
"I just found out that ""Birdman"" has nothing to do with Hawkeye, and now I want to see it."
"How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it"