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Joke of the Day
"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."
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"New music is so bad you should be cool like me: longing for a fictionalized version of the past you werent even alive for in the first place"
"What do you call an Asian driveby? Cap-a-chino"
"Dad says to me, you'd be a great fisherman Because you check the net all the time"
"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"If I throw my son a baseball, he drops it. A football, he fumbles. But if I toss him a cell phone, my man has a sick one handed, no look."
"[Victora's Secret] Wife: You're the most supportive person I know. *A person made of bras walks by* Me: Um what about that guy?"
"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."
"So a blind guy walks into a bar... We had to call an ambulance for the poor guy."
"Why did the goal post get angry ? Because the bar was rattled !"