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Joke of the Day
"I tell women I can't open that jar because I have a headache."
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"I'm not racist but... racist people are."
"People dating on the internet have it so easy. Back in my day, a man would walk uphill both ways in the snow to disappoint a woman."
"Society: Be yourself ........ Society: No not like that"
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."
"What is the difference between a woman and a forklift? There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand."
"*Snowman wakes up in hospital* ""What happened to me?!"" Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did?"
"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."
"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"
"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."