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Joke of the Day
"I'm not racist but... racist people are."
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"My neighbour really pissed me off last night... He kept playing the same Lionel Richie song over and over. I wouldn't mind normally but it was all night long."
"Some people say , well I'm glad I'm not as crazy as Jon . And I'm like glad I'm not as crazy as the people in the loony bin . The people in the loony Ben are like.... I'm glad I'm a squirrel."
"Why can't the T-Rex play the piano? Cause they're dead!"
"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"
"I love drowning... It just takes my breath away."
"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."
"Why did God invent men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he was drinking it before it was cool"
"Why are Slavs always squatting? what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?"