198822

Joke of the Day

"In our fridge there is condensed milk, evaporated milk, vanilla and eggs. So I put a sticker on it saying, ""Warning: Highly Flannable."""

"I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive: I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways!"

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."

"What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason."

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer. Oh my... not that close. I can't breathe. How are you so strong? LET ME GO TINY DANCER"

"Did you see the Broadway musical about the dictionary? It's a play on words."

"When Does The Narwhal Bacon? MidNight"

"What is Mexico's national sport? Cross country"

"Achieve the ""smokey eye"" look by setting your head on fire."