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Joke of the Day
"I am opening a restaurant called ""Peace and Quiet"" A kid meal is 250"
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"What did one lesbian frog say to the other? Lickit Lickit"
"Wanna hear a joke? Feminism (I'm going to hell anyway, the least i can do is have fun on the way)"
"What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed"
"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"
"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"What kind of bee can't be understood ? A mumble bee !"
"What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk? ""That outfit makes you look very corny."""
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away sucker!"
"Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not."