160998
Joke of the Day
"You know what's been making headlines? Corduroy pillows"
Next Joke
"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""
"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."
"Dear North Carolina, if you let guys marry each other, you'll have more available women in your family to date!"
"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"
"What is the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? ...a white girl's ass! (I AM a white girl, BTW, so don't start with me about racism)."
"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"
"What did the gay penis say to the vagina? eh, I don't really wanna go into it right now."
"ME: Would you ever get a tattoo? DAD: I don't even highlight in books"
"I like my woman like I like my shoelaces. Curvy, loose, and easy to finger."