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Joke of the Day

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"A friend's uncle asked how to use Amazon. He may need an Internet primer... ...do you think Sherwin-Williams makes one?"

"My Ex-Wife My ex-wife and I could not reconcile our marriage because of religious differences. She thought she was God. I disagreed."

"Your baby's cute. Not baby elephant cute, but still cute."

"Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay."

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

"Rude limerick anyone? There was a man from Leeds who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his arse, and his balls were infested with weeds."

"Orange is the new black Is what a Trump says after fucking a Kardashian."

"What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in? It's Alaska, don'Juneau."