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Joke of the Day

"Why did the director get kicked out of the bar? He was making a scene!"

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !"

"You spoiled brats with your fancy Cheerios flavors. When I was a kid Cheerios had one flavor, and that flavor was paper."

"If Batman doesn't wear underwear with my picture all over them, then this relationship is as one-sided as I feared."

"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]"

"These notebooks need to move on with their lives. Yeah ""College Ruled"", get over it. You're in the real world now."

"Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up."

"What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with? An alarm, you pervert!"

"Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!"