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Joke of the Day
"The inventor of dog treats died earlier on today. He was a good boy. Yes he was."
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"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"
"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"
"Bruce Willis is working on the 5th Die Hard movie! They should call this one ""Just kill me already!!!"""
"Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters? Because a Lannister always pays his debts."
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."
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"How did Darth Vader cross the street? Ewoked."