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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a piece of poo that assualts you in the ocean? A shart attack"
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"I should make a gym that only accepts fat people I would get tons of business, tons"
"Two guys decided to rob a Calender from a Calender store They each got six months"
"If these walls could talk I'd fuckin' move out immediately."
"7yo: Let's not talk ALL day today 6yo: Ok! Me: *holy shit yessss* 7yo: LET'S ONLY WHISTLE AND CLAP INSTEAD Me: Right. Of course."
"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."
"I've got my doctorate in palindromes. I'm now addressed as Dr.Awkward"
"Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry."
"How do you make Peppermint Creme? Finger it really well."
"Face it. Our planet is bipolar."