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Joke of the Day
"""Hey boo."" -casual ghost"
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"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"
"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."
"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."
"How do you make an epileptic dance? Throw a flashbang into the room."
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"
"When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available"
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and said ""Sorry. My fault"""
"After 5 vodka and Red Bulls, you start wearing your Lindsay Lohan costume."
"What did the dad say to his baby who's being breastfed? You mothersucker."