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Joke of the Day

"The best joke that I have ever heard :) And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life"" But John came fifth, and won a toaster"

"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."

"My dog got into a bag of baking soda this morning ...and now she's a basic bitch"

"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when I smack it"

"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"

"""How do you like your eggs?"" ""I like 'em just fine"""

"What do you call a number that can't keep still? A roamin numeral."

"My friend died from heart burn the other day. My friend Gavin was killed by a terrible case of heart burn yesterday. I can't fucking believe Gavisgone."

"He's going to change just for you? Wow, you must be a very special kind of stupid"

"And for his much awaited stunt, Ku Klux Knievel will attempt to jump 50 bIack kids with a steamroller."