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Joke of the Day
"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"
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"Doc, I can't stop singing... ""Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'."" He said: ""That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" I asked. He replied, ""It's not unusual."""
"Her lips were saying ""no""..... But her eyes were saying ""read my lips""...."
"How are tigers like sergeants in the army ? They both wear stripes !"
"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"
"What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child? ...A-flat minor"
"The New York Post publishes rumours about Dwayne Johnson. He sues for defamation and wins. Rock beats paper. And the crowd goes wild."
"If you give a mouse a cookie.. If you give a mouse a cookie.. Why are you giving a mouse any food? That's unsanitary."
"Paddy and Murphy walk into a bar... Hand in hand"
"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"