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Joke of the Day

"If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, who are the men fooling around with?"

"What do churches and guns have in common? They both go PEW PEW PEW"

"How do you make a Sea Lion? You remove an electron from a Seal!"

"Fellas; If she doesn't call you every fcuking minute of the day, never let her go."

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"The First Time"

"I say no to gay marriage. It'll end up leading to gay divorce, and that'll be bitchy."

"From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician? He hippo-tized him!"

"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."

"So funny I forgot to laugh. Me: *tells bad joke* Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh! Me: So is that what Alzheimer's is like? Buddy: That's so funny I forgot to laugh!"