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Joke of the Day

"[Date] ""I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."""

"Canadians are more polite when they are being rude than Americans are when they are being friendly."

"Bring on the Limericks! Belinda, a charming young lass Had a most magnificent ass. Twasn't rounded and pink, As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass."

"*is at the movies with hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around her* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front* *dies*"

"Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven for example, they told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf ... but he didn't listen."

"What do white guys have bellow their hips thats hard and pleasures women Credit Cards"

"Life is a highway and I don't have a car"

"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"

"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"

"I bought a new boomerang... and went damn near crazy trying to throw the old one away!"