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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years.."
Next Joke
"What did the paraplegic father say when his teenage daughter came out of the closet? I will not stand for this."
"There's so many political jokes on r/Jokes, I could build a wall out of them!"
"A woman who sits on a judges lap... Get's an honorable discharge."
"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
"What I was supposed to teach my kid before kindergarten: 1) phonics 2) writing 3) math What I actually taught her: 1) the dance to Thriller"
"Doctor: where does it hurt? Me: [shows him an empty bag of Cheetos]"
"INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course"
"i cant believe ashton kutcher made the apple computer and iphones. thank you ashton"
"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"