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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything."

"Because United 93 didn't hit it's target, Osama bin Laden wasn't perfectly happy about the terror attacks. So he rated it a 9/11."

"Get out, RUN! That DM was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE"

"If you can't do it naked, it's not worth doing."

"I'm Going to stuff your stocking good.Wink. Wink."

"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""

"Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil? Because that would be a sin-tax issue."

"If a website dies on the Internet and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound"

"A Florida boy was born with no eyelids... The doctors decided to make him some eyelids using his foreskin. He's a little cock-eyed now, but he'll be fine."