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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."

"A man only buys water from a dancer. His son notices this and after a while he asks him, ""Why do you only buy water from that dancer?"" ""Because,"" the father said with a grin, ""I enjoy *tap* water!"""

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"When you aren't sure what somebody said so you just smile and hope it wasn't a question."

"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"

"Africans bring a whole new meaning to lesbians ""Eating each other out"""

"Why does OP never deliver? [removed]"

"Tie Me Up... One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. ""Tie me up,"" she purred, ""and you can do anything you want."" So he tied her up and went golfing."

"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."

"Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing."