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Joke of the Day

"Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ""reduced fat"" so basically it was like going to the gym."

"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"

"Do you know why donuts have a hole in them? Because the baker made them with love. ^^^^^also ^^^^^why ^^^^^they're ^^^^^glazed"

"The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a ""cooter"" you're fired for life."

"Do people who use handkerchiefs know they don't have to hang on to the things that come out of their nose?"

"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"

"When does a non-believer become a dirty kafir infidel? When he leaves the room."

"5 Years ago today I asked a beautiful girl out on a date. Today at 3pm I asked that same girl to marry me. Both times she said no"

"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"