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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig? A'merkin"
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"Sounds like @rickygervais is an arachnophobe, and you know what that means: Deep down inside, he's a spider."
"What do they call mosquitoes in Pakistan? Churchitoes"
"When your mother asks if you are sexually active, the correct response is not ""No, I just lie there."""
"""This custard-filled donut will be bought... by a murderer!"" -The Eclairvoyant"
"You shouldn't tell vegans to suck a dick. Semen is an animal product."
"How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away."
"Why was the whale lonely after his date? The other whale didn't humpback."
"A fool guy A man ask another what's you name and from where are u? He replied why would i tell u that my name is jhon and i am from usa."
"what do you call a pissed off group of door handles? An angry knob"