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Joke of the Day

"There are more Jews than Native Americans... I guess genocide is just one more thing Americans are better at than Germans"

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Everybody is complaining about their significant other, and I'm over here trying to keep mine charged above 10%."

"What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican? Rasta Pasta."

"My wife and I have the cutest nicknames for each other. She is my buttercup and i'm her useless sack of s hit."

"My new party trick.. I swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they come out of my ass tied together..... I shit you knot."""

"[my hot coworker Brenda & I at gates of Hell] BRENDA: we finally closed the gate, what should we seal it with? ME: a kiss? B: don't do that"

"Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital."

"You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back? I farted."