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Joke of the Day

"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"

"Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut"

"Oh you graduated from DeVry too?! Which month were you?"

"How is the layer of fat around a woman's vagina called? Woman."

"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."

"Trying to grab something out of my minivan while the automatic door is closing is the most Indiana Jones-y part of my day."

"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"

"I'm going to be a virgin for life Set a good example for my kids."

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."

"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"