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Joke of the Day

"[at restaurant] ""check, please!"" [waiter leans over] sir, again, there are no monsters under the table ""ok....goodnight"" wait what"

"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""

"When I worked at a pickle factory, I stuck my penis inside of a pickle slicer... They ended up firing both of us."

"Wanna hear a racist joke ? Donald Trump"

"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."

"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"

"What name do you give to a frog? (croaky voice) ROBBERT"

"Reading that some butterflies avoid sex by closing their wings to males. The slutty ones get tattoos on the smalls of their backs"

"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."

"Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader."