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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"

"What do pirates use to copy files? Yarrrrrsync!"

"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"

"How did the butcher introduce his wife? He said ""Meet Patty"""

"You know what people really do when no one's looking? Your mum."

"I was in a band called Cheap Viagra.' We never made it big."

"Everyone wears the left shoe last, Don't believe it? Proof: when we wear 1 shoe, the other one is left!"

"Women are just as sexist as men But just like everything else, men are just better at it."

"What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards? A laughing cow. Ahahahahahahahamoo."

"How could the Statitician stand in a fire and be okay? He had a block of ice on his head."