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Joke of the Day

"After seeing the disaproval of gay Jokes I might as well say that handicap jokes are also horrible and rude. I just can't stand them."

"Best joke in the world? Women's rights."

"Why did god invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt!"

"I hate to rub it in, but lotion doesn't really work otherwise."

"The easiest way to distract a woman is to show her a picture of herself."

"ran outta bowls so i filled the cups of a bra with peanuts on one side, chips on the other then carried it to the couch. im 26, available"

"What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar? There's never a line for the bathroom."

"Did you know that Will Smith is a black smith?"

"What do you call a popular joke on reddit a repost"

"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"