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Joke of the Day

"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."

"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"

"Oh I'm sorry.. I didn't know it was ""bring your feelings to work day""."

"Stuff I think about... I've often wondered what would happen if a Schizophrenic took a multi-vitamin. I have many more of these posers I may or may not post...."

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"If someone peed on me during sex, I'd be like, ""Ha! I've read about this!"""

"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."

"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."

"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""