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Joke of the Day
"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you're both stiff"
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"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."
"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."
"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards."
"Worst thing to ask a gay man during an argument? Why so butthurt?"
"Why was the killer whale fired from his restaurant job? Because he didn't serve a porpoise..."