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Joke of the Day
"Why did Loki want the tesseract? to get rid of his tesserection"
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"Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas"
"My friend claims that he is a really good boxer. He doesn't strike me as one."
"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."
"Did You Hear About The Orgy In The Forest? People came in groves."
"I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!"
"I'm wearing a tuxedo to work today in protest of casual Friday."
"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"
"Knock Knock ...who's there? Smell mop Smell mop who?"
"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."