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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car next to an abortion clinic? Having to go in to ask for a coat hangar."

"You know your life sucks when... Your job sucks, Your kids suck, And your wife doesn't."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical Cancer"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."

"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."

"What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A pedophile."

"A Special Eid Joke (From my dad) If you hear the words 'Allah-hu-Akbar' during the Eid prayer from anyone but the Imam (prayer leader), run in the opposite direction"

"Say what you want about my sex life... I'm not having it."

"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"

"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""