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Joke of the Day
"Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste."
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"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."
"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."
"SARCASM: Giving me the exclusive power to humiliate idiots without them knowing it."
"I bet if you walked up to any table at a restaurant and said ""Good afternoon folks"" they will let you take their order."
"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"
"What town should a ""mountain oyster"" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA"
"LITTLE KNOWN FACT: The dye used to color Sesame Street's Elmo red is made from the blood of virgin Canadians."
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"My cat must hate his litter box He just shits all over it"