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Joke of the Day
"What town should a ""mountain oyster"" festival be held in? Oxnard, CA"
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"If I was a villain, I would follow superheroes to their normal human interviews for jobs & note what they answer as their biggest weaknesses"
"Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery.."
"Priests should not have to live in a state of forced celibacy, but be free to marry and let celibacy slowly descend upon them the usual way."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None...he fell"
"my GOTH DAD license plate is not a vanity plate it is a coincidence. random string of letters. could ve happened to a dad without eyeliner"
"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."
"What do fat girls do in the summer? Stink"
"Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own."
"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"