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Joke of the Day

"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."

"We can land a rover on freakin Mars but still no single-button to push for the _()_/ emoji"

"Change is hard, especially the nickel."

"Don't believe everything. Did you know that 78% of all people believe any shit they read online?"

"Jesus Saves.... Moses invests."

"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"

"How did the hipster got his tongue burnt? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"What does a horse and kryptonite have in common? They both paralyze superman"

"Gold, frankincense, but wait... there's myrhh"

"What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos? Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ..."