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Joke of the Day
"I'm inventing a new holiday where you take back one gift you previously gave someone."
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"What do you call a Hispanic midget? Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese."
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"Name dog. Call dog every derivative of that name but the actual name."
"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."
"My jokes are like those of a twelve year old At least, that's what your mother told me last night"
"So, I found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. That's odd..."
"Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job? Because he had a crack addiction."
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"