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Joke of the Day

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"My math teacher told me this joke. What do you find on a beach? A tangent."

"Vagina jokes are not funny... Period."

"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"

"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"

"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"To all /r/Jokes subs you really need the A"

"I can only handle so much of a screaming kid on a long car ride before I pull over, take them off the roof, and let them back in."