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Joke of the Day

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"What's the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. ... In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy."

"If you only see one movie this summer, maybe see more movies, they're great!"

"Why did the man get kicked out of the ""Russian"" bar? Because he walked in."

"My body is a temple. I care about it three to five times a year purely out of guilt."

"Two jokes walk into a bar... Where's the punchline?"

"What's the best way to make your wife scream when you're having sex? Call her up and tell her where you are."

"Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ? The witch !"

"Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin"

"What do you call an Irishman that stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"