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"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""
"Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer"
"Tsipras and Varoufakis now have a mandate. They will probably go for some retsina and gyros and perhaps catch a movie afterwards."
"Every time I'm at the dentist my doctor makes me feel like a bad Christian I'm Jewish."
"PARTYING = a simple word describing the physical expression of a state mind in which you're deeply aware of how incredible it is to exist."
"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."
"My friend just said this: Never be a half assed dog owner... It'll bite you in the ass every time"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the restroom? The P is silent."
"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."