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Joke of the Day

"PARTYING = a simple word describing the physical expression of a state mind in which you're deeply aware of how incredible it is to exist."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."

"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."

"Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it."

"My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep."

"(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John."

"They say punching a shark is an effective way to prevent a shark attack but my preference would still be 'land'"

"If your conservative parents piss you off over the holidays, come out to them. You don't even have to be gay, it's just a fun thing to do."

"What's up with these people in Pakistan getting stoned to death? What kind of weed are they growing there?"

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"