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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about having sex with forty two year olds? There's forty of them."
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"What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?"
"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."
"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"
"What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments? Luters."
"How do you call... ...a girl that only dates men who own expensive cars? Porschetitute."
"Why did the concrete fail at its job? It couldn't take the shear stress"
"Punctuation is really important: it's the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse, and helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse."
"Crikey, more sad news from the world of technology: Anti-virus developer John McAfee is appearing in court for manslaughter... They estimate the trial could last for 30 days."
"Pete and Repeat were on a boat in the middle of a lake. Pete fell off. Who's left?"