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Joke of the Day

"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."

"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""

"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."

"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."

"Is that sick enough for you?! I man calls in sick to work. His boss thinks he sounds fine so he says, ""You don't sound sick."" Man, ""IM FUCKING MY SISTER! IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU!?"""

"The dirtiest joke I know: What is the difference between a baby and a freezer? One does not scream when I pack my meat into it."

"TIFU by messing up someone's sandwich order Whoops, wrong sub!"

"What is the meaning of trust? A cannibal giving you a blowjob"

"What do you call a group of crows dressed as geese? A murder most fowl"

"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."