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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !"
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"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."
"My sister while kneading dough: ""This hand workout dough!"""
"What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called? Star-Spangled Banner."
"Don't understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are."
"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"
"What did the raisin see when she came home early from work? Her husband on a date."
"LIFE HACK: eat a cookie evry time u hav a good idea. this asociates idea w/ cookie. now evry time u eat a cookie u will think of a good idea"
"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."
"Dirty skanks are not prime mates"