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Joke of the Day
"I would never feed you to the wolves. You're too toxic and I like dogs."
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"My laptop is so dumb. Every time it says ""Your password is incorrect"", I type in: ""incorrect"" and the silly thing still tells me the same thing."
"What did the male cat say to the female cat. Damn girl you looking feline."
"What did the black guys say to the bleach? you basic"
"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
"The bartender says..... ""We don't serve faster-than-light particles here!"" A tachyon enters a bar."
"Why does Bill Clinton prefer B.J.s? Because he hates Costco."
"I had a best friend who wore a gorilla suit everywhere... he was my prime-mate."
"What's the difference between five dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."